Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Kicked out of Cabella's

Well, I've had my CWP for a few weeks now, and I finally got sick of not having an IWB holster. I don't really know exactly what I want, so I decided to just go with a cheap Uncle Mike's until I figure out what I want to spend some real money on.

My wife was at work, and then is working a shift at the fire station afterward, so I was alone for the day and evening. After getting my sleep for the day (I work nights) I decided to just run up to Cabella's 20 miles away, and pick up a holster.

While I was at it, I figured I'd get at least 1 XD-40 subcompact magazine, so that I can finally do the "grip chop" to my 'Service Model' XD. And, what the hell, while I'm spending money, I've been wanting to go to ceramic beads for my brass tumbler.

My brother texted me, and asked me to come help him look over the motorcycle that he's rebuilding, and make a list of what parts it still needed. I told him that I was going to run up to Cabella's first, and that he was welcome to come along. "I've never been there," he said, "I s'pose I'll tag along". I run a few blocks down the road and pick him up.

We travel the 20 miles or so, up to Alpine. After driving past the 2 entire rows of handicap parking, and remarking at how ridicules it is to waste that much parking that would NEVER be used at that store, we saunter inside, making small-talk and searching for the object of my desire--a Uncle Mikes Size #15 Sidekick IWB Holster.

Now, I can't ever really figure out the layout of this place... They have the store laid out in sections--Guns, Gun Accessories, Clothing, Boats, Fishing, etc. But within each section, there doesn't really seem to be any logic to any of it. Each isle seems to have a little bit of everything in it. So you have to check each isle.

Isle 1 has about 5 holsters, "Blackhawks, and a couple of Galcos. Next to them, we have a Coyote Calls, Paintballs, Shoelaces, .50 BMG reloading dies, and Trail Mix... Alright, lets try isle 2."

"...more Galcos, and some Uncle Mike's, but these ones appear to be only the Kydex ones... Next to them, we have .40 S&W reloading dies, a rifle sling, Glock Magazines, wool socks, Sig Sauer Night Sites... Hmmm, lets try the NEXT isle".

The next isle has another random assortment of products... "Hmm, .22 lr ammo, 30-06 reloading dies, ah, here's a couple holsters..."

So about 3 min. into this little Yard-sale experience, up walks a guy in a tan shirt. He says "I'm _____ [Didn't catch the name] with Cabella's Asset Protection [meaning he's supposed to watch out for shoplifters] and you need to either take your gun back to your truck, or conceal it. Utah doesn't have an Open Carry Law."

I guess he doesn't realize that being that this is a free country, I don't need a law to tell me something's legal. Under our legal system, something's 'legal', unless it's 'illegal'.

Well, I'm a little taken aback. First of all, I find it incredibly odd that the first time ANYBODY has a problem with my gun, in over a year of open-carrying, it's at a Cabella's, of all places! And it's incredibly ironic that it just so happens to be when I'm trying to purchase a concealment holster!

He continues on, "...or give me the gun, and I'll lock it up..." At this point, I've heard enough. I don't feel like wasting my time explaining how, or why it's legal, to some drone who makes $8 an hour, who needs to feel important by telling me his views of the law.

"Okay, we'll leave," I say. "Okay, thank you," he replies. And then we leave.

I have no problem spending my money on the internet, and it seems that this is the thanks I get for making an effort to spend my money locally. It doesn't matter to me if they don't want my money, but I'm kinda hacked I burned the gas to go up there.

I'm going to be writing a letter to Cabella's Corporate Offices, and relaying my experience to them. I don't know if this is business as usual, but if it is, I will never set foot in Cabella's again.

So after we drive back and check little bro's bike over, we decide to go rent a movie. I have a Blockbuster Pass, so I take a movie back to exchange. Decided on Charlie Wilson's War (which is pretty good, BTW).

In the back of my mind, I'm still slightly self-conscious of the gun on my hip, even though I've carried in this store many times. I walk up to the counter, and hand over the movies. The guy at the counter smiles and says, "whatcha carrying there?" "Oh crap," I think, but reply, "It's a Springfield XD40." "Subcompact?", he asks. "Nope, it's a service model, but I'm going to do the 'grip chop' so it will have the shorter grip like the Subcompact". "Cool," he says, "you have a CWP?" "Yup." "Me too, I just got mine. I carry a Subcompact XD-40." "Cool"!

And I'd always heard that Blockbuster was uptight about guns...

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Today's entry is just a little something I made up in Photoshop.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Tax Time!

A billion seconds ago, it was 1976; the same year Jimmy Carter declared, "Our income-tax system is a disgrace to the human race." By comparison, at the rate our federal government is wasting our money, a billion dollars was just 3 hours ago.

The tax code has reached over 9,000,000 words, or about 60,000 pages. Roughly 40 times longer than the 1,500-page book, War and Peace -- But without the easy reading.

If a speed-reader were to read one page of tax code per minute (forget comprehension), for 8 hours per day, every weekday, it would take him 1.4 years to read the entire tax code. He probably still wouldn't understand a bit of it.

Nevertheless, we continue to add to it. Cuts here, hikes there, refunds, addenda, exemptions, gun control laws, special favors, etc.

The U.S. Treasury Dept. puts the cost of complying with the Tax Code at an estimated $125,000,000,000.00 annually (other estimates are as high as 194,000,000,000,000.00, but what's another $69Billion, right? Lets pretend we trust them, and use their figure of $125Billion. Remember, that is money spent just to get ready to pay taxes. It doesn't count toward actually paying them.

How do we comprehend 125Billion? Well, to give you an idea, 125Billion seconds ago was 1,955 years before Christ walked the earth.

Next time you hear a Democrat complain about the cost of "Bush's war in Iraq", which right now sits at $474Billion (another staggering number), put it into perspective for them. If we took the money which Americans are forced to waste every year in complying with the tax code, and paid it toward "Bush's war", we'd pay it off in a little under 3.8 years. Enough about your "children's children paying for this war"!

And speaking of children...

With $125Billion, you could purchase enough rice to feed every single one of the Seventy-Six Million, Five-Hundred Eleven Thousand, Eight-Hundred Eighty Seven people who are starving in famine-plagued Ethiopia, 3 meals a day for the next 20 years. You could probably throw in steak and lobster every now and then if you were willing to shave off a couple years.

As if the money isn't a big enough waste, we don't just waste $125,000,000,000.00, we also waste 6,600,000,000 man-hours EVERY YEAR. If 125Billion seconds ago was 1955B.C., how long ago was 6.6Billion HOURS? Quite frankly we can't comprehend that amount of time, but for the record, it was 753,424 years ago. Think of the money and products that could be made with that much time. But no, instead we spend that time just filing taxes.

Since we can't fathom 753,424 years, in man-hours by itself, lets get creative.

If the average 1800 sq. ft. home takes an estimated 2,000 man-hours to build; with the hours wasted every year, we could build such a house for every man, woman, and child in Wyoming, Washington DC, Vermont, North Dakota, Alaska, and South Dakota, combined!. And still have enough hours left over to build one for everybody in Pittsburgh, PA. That's 3,300,000 houses!

Literally monumental achievements look like child's play, when compared to such a revolting waste of time and productivity. The American Dream: To try and decipher the tax code... Again.

What could be be doing instead? We could build The Golden Gate Bridge 264 times over, or complete another 942 Empire State Buildings. I wonder how many billion hours we are from discovering a cure for cancer.

I'd like to know how many hours went into the building of the World Trade Center, but all I can find are figures for the cleanup time. The figure is 3.4 million man-hours. We could have done the cleanup 1941 times.

This is probably the only time I will ever say it, but Jimmy Carter was right -- This country's income-tax system is a disgrace to the human race.